Massachusetts
Hard Chargers LE Motorcycle Club Chapter
Est. June 6, 2007
HCMC Chapter President  "PELL"
Vice President: "JUD"
Road Captain: "D.B."
Asst. Road Captain:  "B. J. MULLIGAN"
Sergeant at Arms: "SHREK"
Treasurer:  "SHREK"
All rights reserved Copyright 2006-2008 Hard Chargers Motorcycle Club and
Steven J. Pollard. No part of this web site may be reproduced in any manner
whatsoever without the written permission from the appropriate copyright owner(s).
Any and all potential members as well as bikers passing through
this web site are more then welcome to contact Massachusetts
HCMC Chapter President "PELL" at HCMCMASS@hotmail.com
YOU MIGHT BE A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER IF..........

You believe that 50% of people are a waste of protoplasm-
Your idea of a good time is a stabbing at shift change-
You call for a criminal background check of anyone whom seems friendly
to you-
Discussing stabbings and mess hall horror stories over a gourmet meal
seems perfectly normal to you-
You identify a negative 'teeth and tattoo' ratio just by looking at a
person-
You find humor in other peoples stupidity-
You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see-
You have your weekends off planned a year in advance-
You believe unspeakable evils will fall upon you if someone says "Boy,
it sure is quiet here tonight"-
Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing that a
computer hard drive-
You believe that chocolate is a food group-
When someone calls you an asshole, you take it as a compliment-
You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide--Get it right
the first time"-
You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict-
You have ever had to step into the unit office to laugh
uncontrollably-
You believe that a certain member of management is possessed by a
demon-
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion-
You think that caffeine should be available in IV form-
You have heard the shift supervisor muttering " Who is in charge of
this mess"-
Your inmates state " We don't know haw dat got there"-
It suddenly occurs to you one night that you are trapped in the
Twilight Zone-
You find out a lot about paranoia just by following inmates around-
You are the only person introduced at a social gathering by their
profession-
You don't see daylight from July to September-
NINE THINGS NOT TO INCLUDE IN AN INCIDENT REPORT
1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....
2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the
innocent.....
3. The warden then made a left hand turn onto the perimeter road at
which point I opened fire.....
4. Before I get into details, I've got a few "shout  outs" for my
homeys in the command staff....
5. It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist.
The  radio call penetrated
the eerie silence with such piercing intensity that for a moment, I was
sure I'd lost my mind......
6. Got call. Responded. Cuffed convict. The end.
7. Mye sarjent an eye wher wakin thru hais wen we seen a inmate act
suspishushly......
8. The convict then tried to assault me by repeatedly slamming his face
into my fist......
9. Along time ago, in a galaxy far,  far away.....
"The Molly Bish ride"

"Cruisin for A Cure"
www.gwrramam/data/3rdAnnualcc2008.doc

"The Moving Wall" in Wilmington MA
www.themovingwallwilmington.com

"Motorcycle night in Lowell"
www.motorcyclenight.com

http://www.vietnamveterans907.com/index.cfm
One Year Anniversary  POW Motorcycle Honor Ride  
Honoring Sgt. Alex Jimenez and Pfc. Byron Fouty Sponsored by
New England Caring For Our Military Inc. and Rolling Thunder Inc.
Saturday, May 10, 2008  Rain or Shine Registration starts at 930 am
@ the Polartec parking lot (Formerly known as Malden Mills) RT 28,
Lawrence, MA
*Starting with a military flyover*  Kickstands up @ 1100am   
A $10.00 donation request will benefit our deployed troops through
NECFOM and each registered rider will receive 10 raffle tickets for a
chance to win a Las Vegas trip for two and other prizes,
drawn 6/28.
The Veterans North East Outreach Center will also have a booth for
donations to benefit veterans.Join us as we honor our two heroes
on the first anniversary of their being missing/captured.
Questions about this event should be directed to Jim Wareing at
978-835-7464 or via e‐mail at jim@necfom.org.  
Get updates at www.necfom.org about this event
and other events planned for the week and for directions.